As if I didn’t know it…. While my initial skepticism may have been a bit premature based on some tiny pictures and animations, I’m afraid it was still all too valid. Now that I have the trial version of Boris Continuum Complete 8 sitting here in front of me, all I can say is that the preset flares are indeed complete rubbish. They look like they have been put together by someone who hasn’t studied even the tiniest bit of photographic or cinematographic reference. Of course the user can tweak the parameters, but that’s the real point: Why have presets, if they look so ugly you wouldn’t use them the way they are? And oddly, even if you were willing to adjust them, you will quickly fall victim to a big fat ugly bug: Crank up global intensity above 100% and *whoops*, suddenly the opacities of the various sub-elements can no longer be tweaked predictably – even setting their intensity to 0% will still render them. That error is even compounded once you use 3D lights because their intensity is added on top of the internal value, resulting in a complete white-out. *yikes* So for what it’s worth, Boris FX busted up on that one. If you’re looking for a flare tool then Optical Flares, Knoll Light Factory and the recently released Sapphire provide much better options, including «self-indulgent promo mode on»some nifty presets created by moi«promo mode off»….
Archive for November, 2011
Awful Flares!
The World ‘s still a-turnin’!
Catching up a bit on things I missed on this slightly decrepit Internet connection at the hospital, I find the world is very much as it was when I entered the den – everybody is still winding themselves up about Adobe‘s announcement for CS6, Stu is still obsessing over cameras many of us will never use or work on material shot with them (that is, not all of them, but possibly one of them), plug-in vendors are still trying to fix their plug-ins, Andrew is doing yet more shatter-y tutorials and users still don’t read product overviews, tech specs or even the most basic help. So I guess, everything is still the same in Adobe land, which is creepy, but also reassuring in a weird way. Speaking of creepy, try to imagine a bunch of people with lung cancer spoiling your night by coughing up their lungs or going to the toilet every half hour. Oh my, I really need some days of good sleep…
Awful TV
With too much time too spare inbetween medical stuff, I find myself watching TV a bit more than usual. In particular I get to watch a few channels I haven’t had at home ever since I rid myself of my cable TV subscription. Now I certainly don’t care for all those soap operas, game shows or rubbish crime series, but on occasion something piques my interest. That happened with Falling Skies, which premiered last evening. I mean Science Fiction is one of my favorites and with Steven Spielberg producing, what could go wrong? Pretty much everyhing it turns out! The series is such a mess, I don’t even know where to begin. The characters are so painfully stereotypical as are the aliens, it just hurts. The acting is bad and there are so many obviously stolen ideas and concepts from books and other series, it makes you wanna shoot someone. And naturally, we once more get credits all in Bank Gothic, which in itself is an insult. It’s really a stinker…
Sunday Freedom
It’s nice to be home, if only for a few hours. Looking forward to having a nice walk in the woods with my brother and spending some time with my parents before turning in again in the evening for some more poking needles into me fun tomorrow (or whatever they may have on their minds in the hospital). Whoa, I’m already posting too much again…
Saturday Slowness
Being hospitalised is otherwise not that bad – you can lie in bed all day, get regular meals and if you have no examinations or treatments you are pretty much free to fill your time with whatever distractions, but in the end, it’s still a bit boring. Days get awfully long despite having dragged along my old MacBook Pro to watch DVDs and toy around a little with After Effects. And this Internet terminal with its metal keyboard like on a banking machine even spoils whiling away time with posting (it has this bad habit of the e key being worn out and almost needing to be hammered hard to produce a character). Anyway, after much delay the photos from the Jean-Michel Jarre concert are up and my report on it has been for a few days already, so it may at least brighten your weekend. I’ll try to find a quiet corner to not get in the way of the wave of weekend visitors. Picking up conversations from your room mates’ wifes and relatives can be so awkward…
Ouch!

Yes, that’s my lungs and no, that’s not a creative use of Fractal Noise. That, my dears, is what your oxygen suction ducts can look like after not smoking a single cigarette all your life, not doing drugs, not drinking any alcohol and having way to little sexual intercourse to be worth mentioning. And yes, Internet connections in hospitals are just as much *ouch* No WLAN in sight, just some public terminal which must be on the slowest DSL imaginable, and I wish I had an iPad with UMTS (or at least one of those fancy USB sticks).
Eleven/Eleven/Eleven
These kind of multiple "same number" dates are always strange. People go crazy to get hitched on such days only to become victims of statistics and divorce after a few years, here in Germany it’s traditionally the start of street carnival season on 11/11 at 11.11 AM and software companies who think it makes a funny marketing twist use such days to announce or release versions of their programs that match the number. So have NewTek and tell you what – the date for them is as jinxed as it is for married couples. Yepp, the new features for Lightwave Eleven look seriously underwhelming. Once more just playing catch-up with other apps, we get Bullet Physics, instances and some flocking / swarming tools, complemented by some performance and workflow enhancements. Since it is all packed onto the same old UI and surely one thing cannot be combined with others, I dare bet that this isn’t going to be half as usable as it sounds. It’s a shame, but they’ve really lost their way. Not much point in having a reasonably good renderer, when animation is left so far behind and modeling is still better done elsewhere. Today I’m even more glad I made the switch to Cinema 4D sooner than later.
Laser Harps and Theremins
I’ve long been a friend of electronic music long before someone even came up with the idea of Techno and as such I’ve been a fan of Jean-Michel Jarre ever since my childhood. As a child of the Eastern block of course we had limited access to these things of course, but I had the only "official" cassette on loan from our library quite a lot and in fact Destination Docklands (back then only called Jarre live!) was one of the first cassettes I bought for my Walkman after the reunification. Now, finally, after all these years I had a chance to watch a concert with one of my musical heroes and I loved every part of it. A full review (in German) will be available on adacta.tv soon-ish as will be more photos, so stay tuned. Below are a few quick shots to wet your appetite.

© Gerald Krauser via adacta.tv

© Gerald Krauser via adacta.tv
Current Currency
"Everything flows!" is the motto of the day when it comes to monetary matters and as much as current means up-to-date, it also means a certain kind of flux. Now in a cruel way that is once more true for Adobe as well, so let me give you the rundown with all the corporate bullshit from the press releases excised.
First they’re trying to increase their inbound flux by sending some people outbound. On some level this was inevitable with the company having acquired quite a few others in recent months, so some redundancies need to be consolidated. Similarly, of course even a moron could guess that the current move towards HTML (5) would mean a not so bright future for Flash in some areas and now here’s the confirmation. As much as people may not want to admit it, this makes perfect sense. Now I’m the last to build a case for all that mobile stuff, as I simply don’t care – I don’t feel the need to be available on my phone for those few hours a day when I’m not on a stationary computer nor do I feel inclined to make service providers even more wealthy by paying their overpriced mobile and "cloud" tariffs – but for a company building tools and services for that it’s of course critical. In the end it becomes a matter of which platforms are easier to support and they can do that better and more efficient by relying on standardized stuff like a browser rather than having to maintain a format which requires its own runtime that they would have to provide on 20 different systems with a multitude of processor architectures. Things like Stage 3D simply won’t run in foreseeable time on mobile devices, anyway. Laying off 750 employees is never a nice move, but after the silly HTML5 vs. Flash war for the last 2 years, it would seem obvious who has won, for better or worse.
Another area where the company is trying to make the money river flow a bit more continually is their upgrade policy or general pricing and licensing for that matter. That one is sure to cause some uproar. In the past it has been possible to "just sit it out" by not upgrading and Adobe were generous enough to allow users to buy the latest versions as upgrades even if their last one was 3 versions back. That sure had some advantages financially and may have helped one or the other in times of crisis, but just as much it resulted in a wild mishmash of versions being out there, which ultimately is what on the best of days makes it difficult to trying to help users on forums. Even I can’t remember all the misbehaviors After Effects had in CS3 now that I have phased it out more or less and naturally, nobody can do anything to get things working in such old versions that only exist today, but nobody could conceive of back then. Also users are getting themselves in trouble many times by attempting to install these old versions on modern operating systems which by themselves have evolved considerably.
So by all rights, hanging on to old versions is a technical hinderance and forcing their users to attain the same version level will allow things to move forward more agressively – no more taking care of supporting outdated file formats to retain compatibility for instance. It will hurt one or the other user, but just as much benefit others. Some more ponderings on that here. Of course this still leaves open the question of the financial strain it may put on users and that’s where it gets dicy. While I’ve always been an advocate of making your software spending part of your budget plan, there are limits as to what one can afford even under the best conditions, especially when you’re not using the programs full time. With 3D programs like Cinema 4D getting updates every year and plug-in suites like Sapphire also, there will be quite some juggling going on. Ultimately, Adobe will find that not as many users as they would like will follow their path and have different priorities to spend their money. As they say in The Matrix – Reloaded: "The problem is choice." and indeed it is….
Stupid Wednesdays
If there is a magic day in the week, it seems to be Wednesday – for most companies, anyway. I can barely keep count of the seemingly endless stream of mails inviting you to "Join us for an exclusive life webinar on…" – guess what – Wednesday. As far as I’m concerned, that, gentlemen, is pretty nonsensical. Assuming that I would be interested, how do you suppose I would be sitting down when it’s late late in the evening here in Europe (because, naturally, you always think you have only US viewers and make it convenient for them) and attend 3 online sessions at the same time? And this is even more ridiculous, as no doubt you each are mutually subscribed to your competitors’ mailing lists which possibly would make it easy to avoid such scheduling conflicts. So for what it’s worth, if you want people to attend your meetings and show them how great your products are, work it out. I’m sure even many North American citizens do not necessarily always set aside their Wednesday mornings just to watch…